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Freakbikes, choppers, funnybikes, clownbikes, kustoms, tallbikes, swingbikes, lead sleds, chunkbikes, trashbikes, mutant bikes, tallbike jousting, cargo bikes, tallchoppers, and frankenbikes. This is a record of human-powered creativity in Chicago.


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[bikes]
-skunk's cloudbuster-
-bikes of burning man 07-
-pedal-powered crane-
-rat patrol belgium-
-jet rides-
-fat boy's bikes-
-vintage freakbikes-
-Steinlauf family 1920's-1960s-
-afghanistan tallbikin'-
-india tallbikin'-
-spain freakin'-
-not hard enough-
-porno squad-
-grillbike/drumbike-
-chicagofreakboat-
-pushmepullyou-
-green machine-
-rolling bonfire-
-scrounger-
-the human television network-
-zany bikes of redmoon-
-*shrug*-
-fatback bomber-
-WTF?-
-two-wheeled tank-
-precious cargo-
-showerbike-
-ghana's national tallbike-
-twang bang-
-electro-rat-
-trampoline trailer-
-san fran freakin'-
-wooden packrat-
-the loserbago-
-foley freakin'-
-n'awlins freakin'-
-schwinn cycle truck-
-question-
-the bike formerly known as the white elephant-
-abigail-
-trashbike 1-
-glowbike-
-chopsicle-
-reCycle-
-UV chopper 2-
-handcycle-
-crimebike-
-mightybike-
-gateway drug-
-lee's bent 1-
-trout lake freakin-
-tiger-
-angel-
-UV chopper 1-
-pipe bomb-
-unicyclin bear-
-a work in progress-
-the chopper-


[rides]
-pride 07-
-death of a tallbike-
-st ratrick's day 07-
-guerilla floatilla 07-
-st. ratrick's 07-
-bike kill IV-
-hootenanny 06-
-ratification 06-
-5th annual st chino's run-
-sweethearts build day-
-madison art bike parade 06-
-slaughterama 06-
-guerilla flotilla 06-
-st ratrick's day 06-
-rat rides 2005-
-black label bike kill iii-
-pedal pushers-
-ratification 05-
-Guerilla Flotilla 2005-
-St. Ratrick's Day 2005-
-2nd Annual St. Chino's Run-
-rats on the mass-
-gimp haulin'-
-ratatistas!-
-rat patrol vs. human television network-
-monkey tag ride-
-stockyards ride-
-build day 112004-
-magic bean ride-
-puke ride-
-ratification 04-
-rat rides 2004-
-rat race 04-
-clunker classic III-
-ghana freakin'-
-st. ratrick's day 03-
-the stingray kids-
-may day 2003-
-the scallywags come to chicago critical mass-
-a rat retreat to the redneck riviera-
-a visit from the BLBC-
-rat rides 2003-
-rat rides 2002-

[Miscellany]
-can't you read?-
-trashcastle-
-rat trikes-
-scratch-made arc welder-


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[links]

Email and Submissions: johnny@rat-patrol.org




Rat Patrol vs. Human Television Network



The Human Television Network is a fleet of TV bikes designed for portable live media displays. We invited them to come on a Rat Ride. They brought the bikes but left the TVs at home, instead, they had a kickin' PA on a tadpole trike. And, of course, Pinky:











The TV goes where the passenger is sitting.




We figured out that the passenger could pedal if he sat belowdecks.


















Monkey Tag Ride



Most of this ride was spent playing monkey tag in a playground until the cops chased us away.

















Stockyards Ride



After the build day, we ventured into the vast and vacant Chicago stockyards, once the largest in the world. We were towing a bikeless Gutter Bunny, and by the end of the night another Rat plus two halves of a chopper...









This was the stockyards firehouse, now it sits vacant waiting for some huge industrial project to come in and wipe it out.




This is the mural outside the stockyards of the happy pig, chicken, and cow dancing to slaughter.











That circle would be a slice of dumpster salami.








Build Day 112004

















Magic Bean Ride



Chunkolini of the RPUK is obsessed with photographing reflective surfaces. We wanted to get a picture of the Rat Patrol in front of the Cloud Gate, aka "the bean". But the guards chased us away so we had to take the pictures from the street.













We stopped by the Sugar Train, a delicious tanker of corn syrup delivered twice a week to the Peerless Confectionary.




Mmmm, DELICIOUS TRAIN!!!!!!!
















Yes, that's a horse in a yard in Chicago.






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Puke Ride



We were all distraught from the election results and decided to have a puke ride... the idea was to drink until we puked.











"Guys, I don't think that's whiskey..."








This mysterious building was labeled "City Services" and was located in the middle of the block... it has no address!






*shrug*



I assume this is something Tallmartin pulled out of the scrapyard.


Check out M23's voluminous dreads.













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